Barack (Obama) a Crock???
There's a report -- i.e., a rumor -- that Hillary's response was: "Barack must be on crack."
Allow me to enter into the fray with the following:
First, "Barack is a Crock."
Or perhaps a kinder, gentler approach: "Yo Mama Backs Obama."
Or an anti-war message: "Barack Says Iraq Sucks."
Or a nasty one: "Obama Never Met Monica."
Or a hip-hop one: "Vote Dat Obama, He Da Bomb-a."
Or a counter to the Hillary Low-Ball: "Barack Never Did Crack."
Or one for the candidate as cigarette puffer: "Barack smokes, but (almost) never tokes."
One Republican strategiest has said, "Barack is the Just-Say-No candidate: no experience, no record, no ideas," but even though that's true, it may be a trifle harsh.
Anyway, political humorists welcome the candidacies of Hillary and Barack. In fact, we worship the quicksand on which they walk. Who said Almighty God doesn't have a sense of humor?